切尔西夺得欧冠冠军的主教练是谁(切尔西欧冠夺冠哭得最惨的竟是)

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导读：传声筒其实就是搬运外网reddit上的一些骚评论，然后再一波骚翻译。一般来说，下面的评论条是对上一条的回复，所以有时候就会有很多抖机灵玩梗。

评论条有些难懂，下面这个表格是用来帮大家理解的。有些东西其实没啥用，比如开头的符号和发布时间。比较有价值的是主队和得分，因为一些评论条必须得特定主队的球迷说出来才有笑点，然后得分高的评论条是比较有趣的（至少老外觉得有意思……）。

ON：曼城0-1切尔西比赛日期：2021.05.30

[Chelsea] Chelsea are 2020/2021 Champions League winner's

切尔西夺得2020/21赛季欧洲冠军联赛冠军

[–]【埃弗顿】tylerjehills 11.0k points 6 hours ago2

N'Golo Kante. What a *** ing player. All the man does is clean up midfields and win trophies.

恩戈洛·坎特，永远的神，这人一辈子只干两件事：扫荡中场，还有拿下冠军

Reply[–]【沙尔克04】moneybooy 3300 points 6 hours ago

He and Havertz were absurd

他和哈弗茨都强得离谱

Reply[–]【巴塞罗那】GoatButton 1704 points 6 hours ago

Yeah Kante is always great but Havertz impressed me massively this game

确实，坎特是一如既往的好，哈弗茨的表现让我相当惊喜

Reply[–]bwig_ 829 points 6 hours ago

Tbf Havertz’s performances have been consistently good for the last 8 weeks or so. A lot of people wrote him off a little too early.

其实哈弗茨过去两个月都相当不错，好多人对他下定论下得太早了

Reply[–]nronaldo2000 465 points 6 hours ago

The guy is really mature for his age, knows exactly when to hold the ball and when to attack

哈弗茨的成熟与他的年龄不相匹配，他清楚的知道什么时候该拿球控球，什么时候该向前进攻

Reply[–]【切尔西】EnergetikNA 842 points 6 hours ago

Havertz, Kante, Mount, Chilwell, James, Azpi, Rudiger, and Christensen. Fucking brilliant tonight. Jorginho was great for the most part too.

So many clutch last ditch efforts from our defenders.

哈弗茨、坎特、芒特、奇尔维尔、詹姆斯、阿兹皮利奎塔、吕迪格和克里斯滕森都太他妈强了，若日尼奥大部分时间也都相当厉害

后防线今天做出了很多最后关头的成功防守

Reply[–]Numi *** atic_ 546 points 6 hours ago

That stop to deny Foden... truly insane.

防福登的那个球…… 牛逼牛逼

Reply[–]SaltineFiend 406 points 6 hours ago

Reece James didn't put a foot wrong tonight. Motm for me. Kept Sterling in his pocket all night.

里斯·詹姆斯真就一点错都没犯，我觉得他就是全场更佳，完全把斯特林装进他口袋里了

[–]【南安普顿】Adziboy 5444 points 7 hours ago

Tuchel has come in and consistently proven he knows exactly what to do in every situation. what an incredible well managed, well drilled final from them. better across the pitch

图赫尔不断的证明自己的能力，这场比赛中切尔西战术得当，训练有效，场上表现也远远好过曼城

Reply[–]【托特纳姆热刺】TigerBasket 1765 points 6 hours ago

Can’t believe PSG sacked him, idiots

不敢相信大巴黎居然炒了他

Reply[–]【阿森纳】Moohamin12 1347 points 6 hours ago

Ironic really.

They sacked him because they want European glory.

仔细想想还挺讽刺的，巴黎因为想要欧冠冠军，所以炒了图赫尔

Reply[–]【AC米兰】nghigaxx 618 points 6 hours ago*

they sacked him because Leonardo didn't like him, why would they sack him in the middle of the season lol

巴黎炒他是因为莱昂纳多不喜欢他，不知道为什么非得要在赛季中期炒掉它

Reply[–]thedrean 1385 points 8 hours ago

There’s no ambiguity in this gameplay. His players know exactly what they’re to do and they do it. Absolute MASTER class today

切尔西整场比赛都十分明确，球员们都知道自己在场上要做什么，并且做得相当好，完全是大师级的表现

Reply[–]【南安普顿】Adziboy 668 points 8 hours ago

Felt like complete opposites. A man city front 3 who didn't quite know who was supposed to be in the box, while every Chelsea player has no doubt

曼城正好相反，他们的三叉戟完全不知道应该由谁来插入禁区，而切尔西的球员则知道得不能再清楚

[–]【拜仁慕尼黑】Unban_Ice 5407 points 8 hours ago

German managers, man

德国教练啊，啧啧

Reply[–]【利物浦】In_Panopticon 2292 points 8 hours ago

3 years in a row now

德国教练已经连续三年拿下欧冠了

Reply[–]【皇家马德里】Straw3 2378 points 8 hours ago

tbf, it was a French manager 3 years in a row before that.

讲道理，在这之前，是法国教练连续三年拿下欧冠

Reply[–]【多特蒙德】Hirpi 1726 points 8 hours ago

French bald Manager... spooky

还都是法国光头教练，神奇

Reply[–]【尤文图斯】CheekyFifaCunt_7 1022 points 8 hours ago

Psg fires tuchel and he wins it, karma

大巴黎炒掉图赫尔，然后图赫尔夺冠，报应啊

Reply[–]【阿森纳】jstuu 537 points 8 hours ago

Fired Tuchel and released Thiago this is sweet sweet music

炒掉图赫尔，放走席尔瓦，现在舒服了

Reply[–]【利物浦】No-Sheepherder5481 454 points 8 hours ago

Managers with hair

有头发的教练都这么厉害的吗

Reply[–]【阿斯顿维拉】aquatic_giraffe 507 points 8 hours ago

Tuchel’s is hanging on by a thread tbf

讲道理秃赫尔的头发也快差不多了

Reply[–]【德国】XeroVeil 301 points 8 hours ago

Tuchel solved the meta. For so longer we debated if it was best for a manager to be bald or to have hair. We never stopped to consider the hybrid build.

这就是图赫尔的中庸之道，我们一直在争论到底是光头教练厉害还是有头发的教练厉害，我们却从没考虑过二者的杂交品种

[–]【曼彻斯特联】harshmangat 4766 points 8 hours ago

Chelsea: sack the manager

Play shit football in the league

Win UCL

Repeat????

切尔西：教练下课

联赛踢得很烂

拿下欧冠冠军

还要再来吗？？

Reply[–]【拜仁慕尼黑】Lutzelien 1660 points 8 hours ago

Psg: Sack the manager

Lose the league

See ex-manager win UCL

????

巴黎圣日耳曼：教练下课

联赛丢冠

前主教练拿下欧冠冠军

？？？？

Reply[–]Nonsense_Spreader 713 points 8 hours ago

You forgot

Kick out club captain

See him join forces with ex-manager to win UCL

还得加上一条

把队长扫地出门

然后看着他和前主教练一起拿下欧冠冠军

Reply[–]ZoSoVII 170 points 7 hours ago

Yeah and the previous manager won Europa League earlier this week, in a finale where 'not good enough' Cavani scores.

对了，还有前前教练拿下欧联冠军，被他们认为“不够好”的卡瓦尼在决赛当中进球

Reply[–]【阿森纳】Moohamin12 156 points 7 hours ago*

So this year's European finals are just a middle finger to psg really.

所以这赛季欧战决赛整个就是竖给大巴黎的一根中指是吧

Reply[–]【皇家马德里】messinaldo710 1176 points 8 hours ago

The English Madrid

切尔西简直就是英格兰皇马

[–]【曼彻斯特联】MightySilverWolf 4488 points 9 hours ago

CityUnited

Losing a European final

曼城曼联

双双输掉欧战决赛

Reply[–]【曼彻斯特联】Kold_Blooded_Killer 1850 points 8 hours ago

Manchester must be known for its bottles

曼彻斯特产的链子质量不够好啊

Reply[–]【孟菲斯901】CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY 612 points 8 hours ago

A true city of industry.

有辱工业城市之名

Reply[–]【曼彻斯特联】vrd9927 672 points 8 hours ago

Manchester, a City United!!

曼彻斯特，联结之城！！

Reply[–]【曼彻斯特联】BlobbySwellow 290 points 8 hours ago

MANCHESTER IS .... purple?

所以，，，曼彻斯特是紫色的？

Reply[–]【班加罗尔】patatopotata 251 points 8 hours ago

Manchester is sad.

曼彻斯特是难受的

[–]【费雷拉斯】fijozico 4020 points 9 hours ago*

The Gallaghers about to commit some hate crimes.

绿洲乐队那两位该不会要上街犯罪了吧

（注：绿洲乐队，英国摇滚乐队，现已解散，后文提及的Liam Gallagher和Noel Gallagher均为乐队成员，此处the Gallaghers亦指二人）

Reply[–]【曼城】PassTimeActivity 1671 points 8 hours ago

Liam to Pep: "There are many things that I'd like to say to you but I don't speak Spanish"

莉亚对瓜开唱：“我有好多话想对你说，但我不会说西语”

【注：本句改自绿洲乐队单曲Wonderwall，Liam Gallagher经常在巡演中将本句歌词后半句改为“但我不会说（当地语言）”】

Reply[–]【纽卡斯尔】GazzP 627 points 8 hours ago

Noel's birthday today too. Unlucky.

今天还是诺有缸生日，难受了

Reply[–]【切尔西】tellymundo 365 points 8 hours ago

I just want to see them fight each other.

好想看这两位再掐一架啊

Reply[–]【费拉雷斯】fijozico 256 points 8 hours ago

They're on a 50m radius of each other, the closest we'll ever get to a reunion.

今天这两位都在球场里，相距五十米不到，可以说是离绿洲重组最近的一次了

[–]【西班牙】Varnagel_1 3675 points 9 hours ago

PSG sacking Tuchel is easily the biggest mistake in their history

炒掉图赫尔可能是大巴黎历史上最差的决定了

Reply[–]【马德里竞技】IBETTERTHANU 8039 points 9 hours ago8106& 7 more

What history?

大巴黎还有历史呢？

Reply[–]【利物浦足球俱乐部】Parish87 289 points 9 hours ago

The one they share with City

就曼城那种历史嘛

[–]【利物浦】Raigoku 3576 points 9 hours ago

Don't worry Pep nothing that another 500m transfer window can't fix

没事的瓜帅，没有什么是五亿转会费治不好的

Reply[–]ace_valentine 1152 points 9 hours ago

Hide your fullbacks!

兄弟们藏好你们的边后卫！

Reply[–]【曼彻斯特联】dontnoticethis 564 points 9 hours ago

Hide your DMs!

兄弟们藏好你们的后腰

Reply[–]【AC米兰】M_Vid 687 points 9 hours ago

He did but it didn't work

瓜迪奥拉就藏了后腰，好像没什么用

Reply[–]Arunan-Aravaanan 213 points 9 hours ago

Why? Pep doesn't play them anyway

藏后腰干啥？瓜又不用

Reply[–]_LeftHookLarry 1015 points 9 hours ago

How *** ing dare you. He's taken a PL winning team, spent a *** tonne and turned them into a PL winning team. The man is a genius.

你们都给我放尊重点，瓜迪奥拉可是花了重金把一支英超冠军球队带成了一支英超冠军球队，瓜迪奥拉就是足球天才

Reply[–]【利物浦】JonathanFisk86 408 points 9 hours ago

I've been told all his European failures are down to bad luck with injuries and what not, nothing to with the fact that he can't win a *** ing thing in Europe without prime Messi.

Karma for getting away with absolute murder around FFP.

有人跟我说瓜迪奥拉欧战的失败全都可以归结为伤病和运气，事实上却是没有巅峰梅西，瓜迪奥拉在欧战当中什么都赢不了

谋杀财政公平并且逃脱处罚，报应这就来了

Reply[–]OnePieceAce 430 points 9 hours ago

I'm starting to really believe in that Yaya Toure curse on Pep

我真的开始怀疑亚亚·图雷给瓜迪奥拉下咒了

Reply[–]【托特纳姆热刺】FutilityInfielder 339 points 9 hours ago

Dear Pep,

Harry Kane also failed to score in the CL final. He is not the striker you want.

亲爱的瓜帅，

哈里凯恩在欧冠决赛当中也没法进球，他不是你需要的那个前锋

[–]Gerbelelele 3082 points 9 hours ago

Pep with another horrific formation in an inportant game. Why does he always need to change the whole game plan

瓜又在重大比赛里排了这种离谱阵型，为啥他总觉得他有必要改变整个比赛计划呢

Reply[–]【巴塞罗那】LosTerminators 1592 points 9 hours ago

Overcomplicating matters in important CL matches is one of the few weaknesses of Pep.

瓜迪奥拉的弱点之一，就是他经常在欧冠的关键比赛里面把事情过分复杂化

Reply[–]【埃弗顿】leedler 758 points 9 hours ago

Fuck knows why he wouldn’t start a CDM this game. This one’s on him tbh.

鬼知道他为啥不上后腰，这把瓜全锅

[–]【曼彻斯特联】Lost_Afropick 2825 points 9 hours ago

Havertz "I couldn't give a *** ! [about his price tag] I won the champions league"

Hahahaha I like those genuine moments

哈弗茨赛后采访：“我他妈才不鸟我是不是标王呢，我他妈刚拿了欧冠冠军啊”

哈哈哈哈，我就喜欢这种真实的时刻

Reply[–]【切尔西】Koteii 904 points 9 hours ago

And Azpi coming in like the drunk uncle. Great scenes

然后AZP像一个醉酒叔叔一样扑到他身上，哇，真好真好

Reply[–]【切尔西】sas_boy 354 points 8 hours ago

"I would like to apologize for the fruity language, but as you can understand...."

记者：“我为刚刚的脏话道歉，但是我们都可以理解……”

Reply[–]Dickfingerz56 283 points 8 hours ago

Appropriate answer, what a stupid *** ing question

哈弗茨的回答很得体，这问题本身就 ***

[–]T2542 2554 points 9 hours ago

2012

2021

City had no chance it was written by the football gods for Chelsea

想想2012年

再想想2021年

曼城这场没机会的，剧本已经由切尔西的足球之神提前写好了

Reply[–]【切尔西】ArrowHelix 1183 points 9 hours ago

Damn,got to wait until 2102 now?

妈的，再下一场就得是2102年了？

Reply[–]ThePosterWeDeserve 684 points 9 hours ago

No worries you'll be dead by then

没关系，到时候你已经不在了

[–]【曼彻斯特联】Gytarius626 2479 points 9 hours ago

Pep after years of CL pain from changing his lineups last minute

瓜迪奥拉吞下了多年的欧冠变阵苦果之后

（图中文字：我又要开搞了哦）

Reply[–]NycLsd 1039 points 9 hours ago

I seriously thought that this was the ONE game where he wouldn’t do some wild 8D chess shit

天真的我还以为这场他终于不会跟自己下那种8D象棋了

[–]【德国】footysocc 1854 points 9 hours ago

DREAMS CAN BE BUY

梦 想 有 价

（布鲁诺·费尔南德斯在欧超成立时曾发布社交媒体，称“梦想无价”）

Reply[–]【韩国】HyunL 494 points 9 hours ago

unless youre bald

梦想有价，除非你是光头

Reply[–]【葡萄牙体育】djbrologue 257 points 9 hours ago

HAIR CAN BE BUY

头 发 有 价

Reply[–]【韩国】sidaeinjae 322 points 9 hours ago

WITH GAS NOT OIL

天然气能买，石油不行

[–]【阿森纳】Juil8991MC 1359 points 9 hours ago

Pep and overthinking things

Name a better duo

瓜迪奥拉和过度思考

还有更配的一对儿吗？

Reply[–]【阿森纳】Bozon8 589 points 9 hours ago

Arteta and overthinking things.

阿尔特塔和过度思考

Reply[–]【桑托斯】SeymourButts8190 274 points 9 hours ago

Who do you think he learned it from?

你猜阿尔特塔跟谁学的？

[–]【西布罗姆维奇】cggo1994 757 points 9 hours ago

lol we beat the eventual European champions 5-2 away

哈哈哈我们客场5-2击败了欧冠冠军

Reply[–]【阿森纳】FatGoonerFromIndia 353 points 9 hours ago

Who would have thought we'd do the double over the European Champions in the Premier League?

What kind of timelines is this?

谁能想到我厂能在联赛当中双杀欧冠冠军呢

时间线错乱成这样了吗？

Reply[–]【切尔西】ItsResetti 217 points 9 hours ago

Fuck it, i’ll let ya do the double over us next season if we win the champions league again

随你们便，我们下赛季要是还能拿欧冠冠军，你厂怎么双杀我们都行

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