电视节目回放(有些电视节目能不能别总是回放同一个镜)

☆Just reading that the USA medal winning shooting team had to practice in closed Macy's department store when their trainingcenterwas shut because of the pandemic.

Strange that, I thought they always practiced in schools

我刚看新闻里说，新冠疫情导致训练中心关闭，美国射击队不得不在关闭的梅西百货商场里进行训练。

真奇怪，我还以为他们是在学校练习呢。

——Ewy451971

☆If a women cooks you a great meal and you ask, "Have you ever thought about doing this for a living?", it's seen as a nice compliment.

However, you're on dangerous ground if you ask the same question after a really goodblow job.

如果一个女人为你做了一桌丰盛的饭菜，你问“你有没有想过靠这赚钱呢？”这算是一种赞美。

然而，如果你在得到一次很舒服的 *** 之后问这个问题，那你就危险了。

——WTD

☆Would TV program makers just stop recapping all the time on TV shows ...

The whole country doesn't have *** ing Alzheimer's.... we can remember what happened before the bastard adverts.

有些电视节目能不能别总是回放同一个镜头了？

又不是全体观众都得了阿尔兹海默症！几条垃圾广告之前的事我们还是记得的，好吧？

——Weaverdog

都不咋地

风吹一下都会boki的程度

没错，我在大学里什么也没学会！

没想到吧

生气小猫军团加油！

谁让你们不听劝呢

啊！！不要啊！！！

——mikkkori

☆If you can’t touch ghosts but they can touch objects, you can probably have sex with one by using a condom.

如果人类不能触摸鬼魂，但鬼魂可以触碰到物体，那你完全可以用避孕套和鬼发生性关系啊。

——Karantr6561

☆Professors are human programmers. Psychologists are human debuggers.

教师是人类的程序员，心理咨询师是人类的调试员。

——hearsdemons

☆If the world was actually flat, you'd be able to see anywhere from the top of Mt. Everest with a telescope.

如果地球真是平的，站在珠穆朗玛峰顶的人类应当能利用望远镜看到世界的每个角落。

——rexmons

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